oxymoron 101 ("romantic" with someone who has a tongue like a lama?)

oxymoron ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ok-si-môrn)n. pl. ox·y·mo·ra
A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence or romantic Gene Simmons.

A woman who claims to be a former girlfriend of KISS rocker Gene Simmons can proceed with a defamation lawsuit in which she says he made her sound like a sex-addicted nymphomaniac (cool....actually he made her make sounds like the monkey cage at the zoo) during a VH1 television show, a judge has ruled.
State Supreme Court Justice Rosalyn Richter(she is angry because gene didn't check her temperature with his baseball glove size tongue...a male judge would have told the "god of thunder" to continue to "rock out with his cock out" and thrown the suit and stinky crotch georgeann out of his court) denied Simmons' motion to dismiss two of three claims by Georgeann Walsh Ward, 53, who says in court papers made public yesterday that Simmons slandered(actually gene orally slandered her way before yesterday) her during a "rockumentary" about KISS. Ward said in her lawsuit, filed in January, that photos of her appeared 11 times during the report on KISS, which was shown on the network several times in July and August. In it, Simmons claimed to have had sexual encounters with 4,600 women(kiss "ruled the world" for 5 years, not 30. at that rate the author who penned such beautiful ballads as: "love gun", "dance all over your face", "love in chains", "tough love", "spit", "put the x in sex", "down on your knees", "love is a slap in the face", "dirty livin", "i love it loud", "anyway you slice it", "lick it up", and "bang bang bang you" porked some nympho chick every 34,000 seconds. at that rate gene didn't have time to bend georgeann over some backstage red velvet couch and give her some "romance". is it really romantic if all you can see from the man's perspective is her shoulder blades and the crack of her ass? is it really romantic for a woman if all she sees and hears is the headboard slaming against her forehead?)
The documentary, When KISS Ruled The World, chronicled the band's 30-year career, its impact on rock music and the quartet's wild antics(i'm known for my wild antics too but,,,i have never made a plaster of paris mold of my cock and gave them for presents...i guess it's just another romantic example of a unique valentine gift from the bang bang bang you new york bass player). The other band members were guitarist/singer Paul Stanley, drummer Peter Criss, and guitarist Ace Frehley.
Simmons says during the show, "There wasn't a girl that was off limits (cool), and I enjoyed every one of them" (very cool), Ward's court papers say.
At another point Simmons says, "I was a 24-hour whore. All I ever thought about was sex." This, court papers say, was shown and followed by a photo of Ward with Simmons.
Ward's papers say that because a photo of her with Simmons -- though her name is never mentioned -- was shown during remarks about his sexual adventures, she was in effect portrayed as "wild" and "unchaste." (uh,,,yea. i guess the pics of her and gene were taken as they left catholic mass.)
Richter let stand(see the previous comment about temperature and baseball gloves) Ward's two claims that she was depicted as unchaste or promiscuous during the documentary, even though Ward admitted she was in a "romantic" (see headboard, shoulder blades and asscrack) relationship with Simmons.