the revenge of overwhelming toil

i guess if my desk had a vagina or my high back leather office chair felt like a leather mustang seat on a custom harley davidson fat boy i wouldn’t go on these online shopping sprees. buying ray ban’s online is easy. i have seen them in real life on someone’s face before. i have been somewhere and said to myself: “i gotta have a pair.” name, billing address, credit card number, then spank the “enter” key on keyboard and 3 days later a new pair of shades. the timepiece purchase was something different. the invicta watch company sends me their catalog each month hounding me to purchase the new invicta lupah grand. to show my non mustang seat, vagina-less office that i would not be its slave i went online, chose the grand lupah and spanked the "enter" key again. more later,,,,,,,(really)….